Monday, May 26, 2008

So Much For The Union

Everyone says the economy is bad, but what does that mean, really? Is that along the lines of: we have to suspend all civil liberties in order to protect us from the terrorists, and we have to attack Iraq because they have weapons of mass destruction? I moved to Union Point because of the strong tradition of labor rights and organization here. What I've found is that the Unions have been, for the most part, dismantled, and I'm facing a new world of work, with longer hours, lower pay, and no breaks. I guess that's what I get for all my years pursuing little but liver damage, while things changed around me as they inevitably will. The rich will get richer and the poor poorer, and the middle-class will disappear, then we'll have a revolution, and things will get even worse for everyone, then better for awhile, then slowly worse again. The only question is how fast, and will I be able to afford to live through all of this, and if so, will I be drinking Southern Host or huffing tar cleaner? Will I get my liver replaced or will I have to carry it around with me in a shopping cart? If they replace it, will the new one come from victim of the revolution, or will I get David Crosby's old one?

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Liquid Hideout

To my delight, I have found, in my new home town, Union Point, a bar called "Liquid Hideout"!!! As many of you may have known, I used to spend most of my waking hours, and many not very awake ones, when I wasn't at the Bally Total Suckass, at a bar called LIQUID HIDEOUT in South Milwaukee. Especially after Lloyd's Luncheonette closed their doors forever. I have no idea if this place is a chain or not. I really don't think so. That would be crazy, right? Anyway, what a stroke of luck! Anyway, that is where you can find me, on a stool, or sometimes, two stools (not that often on three stools, but occasionally) near the beet pickled hard boiled eggs, far from the video poker, looking at the help wanted classifieds, and wondering if my phone, at home and lonesome, is ringing off the hook, or was accidentally left off the hook.

Monday, January 28, 2008

I Have Moved!

Thanks to the hundreds, indeed thousands* of you who expressed concern about the lack of postings on this particular online journal. Sometimes the truth is a difficult thing to write about, and this case it isn't, but rather, the truth is just to boring.

The truth is, I moved to a different town and have started a new life here. Some people say that moving is one of the most stressful things you can do. I don't know about that, but I have found it this time to be about as hard as making my way across a vast desert with two broken legs carrying a huge trunk full of a lifetime of "to do" lists.

But now I am here, in my new home, Union Point. So far things are going okay, except for nagging illness, bugbites, my health insurance getting cancelled, and no jobs. But I faced worse before. And, I keep telling myself, people all over the place have it MUCH worse than me. I don't know WHY I have to keep telling myself that, it's something that I should just KNOW. But, you know, I'm basically a moron, so...

More adventures soon!



*actually, 27